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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 08:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

share office space ...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What makes you different?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

No, not a chance

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No go.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

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